Thursday, 2 October 2014

11. An Unusual Day- The Open Invitation

"tring tring"....
"Who is it?"
"It's Landodhar, Shobha Aunty. Please open the door."
"Coming, Beta."

She opened the door. Both exchanged smiles.
"It's very nice to see you finally at my place, Beta".
"It's my pleasure to be here".
"Please come in."

"You have dressed up very nicely. Looking beautiful in this red saree of yours. Are you going somewhere?"
"(I wish I could lay my hands on her saree right now)"---he thought.
"No, I am not going anywhere. I was getting ready for you only....."
"What???"....screamed Landodhar in joy.
"No, I mean, do I have to accompany you somewhere, to the market or outside?"
"No, Dear. You have to accompany me in the inside- in the bedroom."

"I didn't get it, Aunty..."---said Landodhar innocently.
"I know you understand everything. You are not a child anymore. You are already having an erection. Let's go inside."

"But, Aunty I don't know anything. I haven't done it before."
"Don't worry. You don't have to do anything. I will teach you everything- How it's done!"

The action then switched to the bedroom.
"So tell me honestly. Were you fantasizing about me for the past few days.....?"
"Not just for the past few days. I have been fantasizing about you since the time I saw you first. "
"Is it so? So all these days you were talking to me, you wanted to have sex with me?"
"Yes, Aunty. You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen."
"And you are the most honest person I have ever met. I think we should stop talking now."

She started kissing him. Both were passionate about each other. Just having the idea that he is going to fuck his fantasy made him horny. His dick started growing. He didn't had any control over his dick. It went on growing larger and larger. Shobha Aunty who was on top of Landodhar, was now sitting on his enlarged penis, which was now occupying the entire room.

"What is happening here? Am I dreaming?"
"You are not dreaming, Aunty. This is real."
"But it is not possible for a man to have such a huge dick. How did you manage to do this. Have you taken any special pills? Have you visited any Baba( a saint/ spiritual person)? "
"It's a long story. I will explain it later. But for the time being, why don't you enjoy the ride? You have the opportunity of satisfying yourself like you have been never before."
"But I can't take such a huge dick inside of me. Can you make it smaller?"
"I will try."

He started concentrating. Applying whole strength, he started to manage his dick. Like a remote control, he could alter the size of his dick. He reduced the size to 10 inches. Shobha Aunty took his dick in her mouth. Not only his dick was special, it smelled very nice.
"You applied perfume on your dick?"
"No, it is natural."
"Your organ is so special, Landodhar. It is hypnotizing me. Like I am going to be your slave for my whole life."
"You are sucking it very well. I think it is time I penetrate you."
"Yes, Landodhar please do it. I haven't been fucked for months.Please fuck your   Aunty...."
Landodhar was now on top of her. He stroked her. He sucked her boobs. He fucked her in every position. Shobha Aunty was never fucked for more than 2 minutes in her life. But this activity was now going on for more than 30  minutes. She had reached multiple orgasms during this time.

"I think I am gonna cum, Shobha Aunty"
"Please do it on my face"
Probably Shobha Aunty didn't knew what was in store for her.
Landodhar ejaculated so much sperm that Shobha Aunty's whole body was covered with the cum.
"I think I should go for a shower now"
"That will be good."
She went to the bathroom with all those questions in her mind regarding the amazing powers of his dick. 

Friday, 19 September 2014

10. An Unusual Day-The Green 'THING'

He returned home with the vessel filled with water, which he emptied it in other vessel.His mother was making breakfast for him. She asked him to get ready.
He went to his room.He couldn't take his mind 'off' Shobha Aunty. Imagining her sexy figure was making him horny. So he went to the bathroom.Time to masturbate.
He started rubbing his tool.But as time progressed his dick was becoming bigger and bigger, more than the usual size.He started to panic.How to make it small again?
"Was the dream true then?Whatever happened last night was not a dream?"
"First things first. I have to make my dick normal again else it might not fit even the size of the bathroom."
He started pouring water onto it.Taking his mind 'off' sexual things and thinking about spirituality he hoped for the dick to shrink.

"But why did the color of my dick has become GREEN?"

"Am I THE HULK of the dick world?"
"But why only the dick? Why not the entire body? "
"Did the gamma particles struck my dick that night?"

[These are the questions whose answers Lodu will have to find during his journey]
 First things first. Let's shrink the dick again.
After a lot of struggle and sessions of meditation, he somehow started controlling his mind and his dick too.
It requires a huge amount of concentration.

"Are sara din ab andar hi ghuse rahega kya?"
(Are you gonna stay there forever inside the bathroom?).......yelled his mother.

"Nikal raha hu maa, hafta ho gaya nahaye hue. Aaj to nahane do chain se! "
(It has been a week since I took a shower, at least let me do that properly!)
[Engineering students! They take showers once o twice a week and believe in saving water!]

"Chalo ab Shobha Aunty se mila jaye...."
(It's time to meet Shobha Aunty.....)

Saturday, 5 July 2014

9. An Unusual Day-III

"Uth ja Kutte....!"
(Wake up, you Dog!)
......Landodhar's Mother yelled at him.

"Uth ja nahi to pit jana hai aaj tune tere baap ka haath. Ja kameene peene ka pani bhar la"
(If you don't, then your Dad is gonna kick you so early in the morning. Go bring drinking water).
Yes, there was the problem of drinking water in his town. People used to hang drums/cans/containers to their bicycles via a hook(which is in the shape of an 'S') , go to the near by Army Camp, stand in a queue, sometimes quarrel with others to fill their vessels first.
The Municipality guys never cared or listened to the complaints of people. Here in India we are usually not aware of our rights. We think the the politicians, the police, the bureaucracy are doing a favour on us by being in their respective positions.

He woke up, took the drum/can and went to fetch some water.
He observed that Chodu was nowhere to be seen.
Usually Chodu used to follow his bicycle everyday he when would go to bring water.
"Where must this dog have gone?"
The place was 4 kms away but he reached there in five minutes. He could run fast, work fast on the pedals .
Shobha Aunty was always there waiting for Landodhar. She liked talking to him. He had a huge crush on her. Her bulgy body wrapped in a saree, boobs about to burst out of her blouse, exposed navel. She was a bomb. Landodhar wanted to bang her but damn, she was married and her husband would kill him.
So better concentrate on being polite and do the talking.

"Good morning, Aunty."....he greeted her.
"Good morning, Beta(Son). You look very nice today. Were you with your girlfriend last night?"....she teased him.

"Are you kidding? How can a loser like me have a girlfriend?"
"Oh you are not a loser. You have much talent hidden inside. You just don't bring those things outside."

"It's just that you are so kind, Aunty. That's why you are praising me."
"Your time will come Landodhar. And then don't forget your Shobha Aunty."

"I will not.How is your husband?"
"He doesn't come home often these days. Says he is too busy. Iam getting bored. I have got nothing to do in my spare time. May be you could come home in the noon. I will show you how I make pickles."

"Oh those tasty pickles of yours.Wow. I will definitely come."
"OK then. See you."

"OK bye Aunty."
She went to her home and Landodhar started filling the container/vessel.

Wednesday, 18 June 2014

8. An Unusual Day-II

.....He thought he could run faster.So he started running towards the town.
He was running almost at 50kph. A dog, upon seeing this fast running boy, started barking and following him. Just to tease the dog, he peed while running, increased his speed and left the dog behind.

"This must be a ghost.But how could I not identify a ghost? I should stop drinking. It is affecting my senses.No more Military RUM from hence, only local beer or sometimes weed only.But no RUM!"...the dog murmured.

But Landodhar was having the time of his life. Running at 100kph.

"Behenchod ye kaise ho gaya? Lund bhi tanatan aur gotiyaan bhi. Tatte tight, & everything's ALRIGHT! "
(How did this happened? DIck and balls both seems to be in a very fine shape. Balls are tight, & everything's ALRIGHT!)

"Don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart..
Don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart... "

"Dhoom machale Dhoom Machale Dhoooom... 
 Lund Hila Le Lund Hila Le Luuuund!"

these were the few songs he sung while running around the entire town. (Of course) He didn't knew the entire lyrics of Achy Breaky Heart.
The other one is a Bollywood song from the movie 'Dhoom'.

After jogging around the town and experiencing this new found energy he went towards his home.
Dad and Mom were sleeping but Chodu was nowhere.

He quietly went inside and slept in his room.

Sunday, 1 June 2014

7. What happened the same night - III

The dogs were calling others to vacate the cliff as soon as possible.
Soon the cliff was vacant. Chodu thought of checking the length of the snake and went after it. But as he started doing so ,the head of the snake suddenly appeared before him.
It was a weird kind of snake.It's head was like no other snakes'. It was pink in color, like a dick.It started wreaking havoc like a mad bull. May be it was out of control. To protect himself from getting killed, Chodu fought with the big snake. He was no match to the agile and strong competitor. But somehow Chodu grabbed on to the snake's neck and started climbing towards the top(to the head).Not only the snake resembled a penis but it also smelt like one.

"Ye Gandh to bilkul wasi hai jab Landodhar hila ke bathroom se ya jhaadi se bahar aata tha .Par aisa kaise ho sakta hai? Landodhar ka lund kat k bada saanp kaise ban gaya?"
"The smell is same as that of Landodhar's semen.I have smelled it many-a-times when he used to come out of the bathroom and sometimes out of the bushes behind the house."

[Each human(male) has a unique smell associated with his semen.But only dogs know this as only they can smell it that precisely.]

"Kahin ye NARK ka koi prani to nahi? "
("Is it possible that this creature came out from the dark world(the Hell)?" )
May be or may be not.

He bit the snake in the process and urinated on its head. This made the snake furious . It threw down the dog . Now Chodu couldn't run away from the snake as he was surrounded by two huge rocks.
 It started shaking vigorously. Chodu was trembling. After a couple of minutes the snake ejaculated loads of semen on Chodu's face.
The Dog who 'came out' on lots of bitches' face was getting a taste of his own medicine.
After ejaculating on Chodu, the snake started shrinking. And within a few minutes it disappeared in the woods.
Chodu was in a shock.He couldn't believe what happened there. Cursing both -the snake and his master for the sitauation he went towards the river to clean himself.    

Monday, 26 May 2014

6. What happened the same night - II

......Determined and focused Chodu (the dog) started walking towards the "Bhootiya Pahadi (Haunted Cliff) ".
The weather had been stormy in the evening. But now it was quiet all over. He was frightened because who knows what was waiting for him in the Bhootiya Pahadi. He had heard a lot about witches ripping dicks right out of your balls.
"kahin mera lund ukhaad liya to mai kisi ko lund dikhane k kabil nahi rahunga " 
(If any witch rips my dick apart then what will I do without one?)
He reached near a huge Banyan tree. In India it is considered that ghosts reside in the Banyan trees at night.
"Huhhhhhhhhhhhh........" he heard a voice as if of a dying man crying in pain.
He looked above at the tree. There was no one.Frightened he started walking at a rapid pace.

"Behen ka lauda Landodhar mil ja tu. Teri wahi  gaand marunga sale doggy style me"
(Landodhar, If I find you, will fuck your ass in a doggy style right now)....he murmured to himself.

He was near the river now.He had to cross the river. The water smelled like a rotten body was mixed in it. It was a wooden bridge making creaky voices as he walked over it. He could hear dogs barking on the cliff. He ran as fast as he could towards the cliff. In 20 minutes or so he was on the cliff.
There was a mayhem on the cliff.Everyone was running-Elephants,Monkeys,Fox,Cows,Bulls,Bears,Leopards-you just name the animal. Birds were chirping all over. The effect was like that of a huge fire had erupted in the Jungle.Trees had been mowed down. The      
king of the Jungle-Mr. Lion was running along with his family too.
The dogs were calling others to vacate the cliff as soon as possible.

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Saturday, 24 May 2014

5. What happened the same night

Meanwhile Chodu (Landodhar's dog) was worried as his Master and friend was nowhere to be seen.

Enters Chameli- the hottest bitch in the town.

"woof woof...."

"Khuli hai meri gaand , lund k sang taan le aand
 Samjhu me kya tujhe , Aaj chodega mujhe?"
"It is open like a hall ,tighten your dick along with the ball(s)
 Forget your fear ,Will you fuck me dear?"

Can we have quick session?" asked Chameli (Chodu's so-called slut-cum-girlfriend).

"Get away. Not in the mood tonight" replied Chodu.

"What?? Is something wrong with you?Are you high on weed?" (Yes Chodu too smoked weed as his master Landodhar being a fucked up engineering student always chose weed as his only stress buster).
"The only real fucker of this town is whisking away the hottest bitch. Ok i will manage with Tommy tonight."...said Chameli hoping this might change his mind.

But Chodu really was not in the mood.

"Whatever"...said Chodu thinking how would he search his master.He shouldn't have left Landodhar alone for this bitch.

He left Chameli in search of his master. He kept asking his reliable sources(other dogs) whether they knew anything about Landodhar.Nobody had any idea. He then came across Kalia-the crow.

"Landodhar ko dekha kya kahi tumne?"
(Did you saw Landodhar anywhere?)

"Jungle ki taraf jate dekhe the shaam ko. Bhootiya Pahadi ki taraf gaya hoga."
(Saw him going towards the woods late in the evening. May be he would have gone towards the haunted cliff).....replied Kalia.

"Bhootiya Pahadi?(Haunted Cliff?)"
The name sent shivers down his bones.
The cliff on which Landodhar went to commit suicide was a haunted place. Nobody ever, Never ever, Ever ever, Never ever.... (yes i do watch The Newshour on TimesNow and this quote was used by Arnab against Meenakshi Lekhi),....went to the cliff and roamed near it.There were rumors about witches roaming and screaming around that location.

"Chutiye ki gaand nahi phati kya wahaan jane se?"
(Didn't that stupid felt any fear going near it?)

"Saala raat k andhere me wahaan kya karne gaya hoga? Chudail ko chodne to nahi gaya? Aise bhi aajkal bahut frustrated lag raha tha"
(Why did he went there in the dark? Did he went to fuck the witches? Lately he looked very much frustrated!)
....Chodu laughed at himself.

But this was not the time to laugh. This was time to show some loyalty towards his master.This was time to find his best friend. A friend who took Chodu from the streets when he was a puppy and brought him home. Landodhar had fought with his parents on numerous occasions for this orphan puppy.
This flashback brought tears in his eyes.
Determined and focused he started walking towards the "Bhootiya Pahadi (Haunted Cliff) ".


Wednesday, 14 May 2014

4. An Unusual Day

It was early in the morning. Around 5 am. He woke up. There was a strong smell(of semen). He thought may be he had a nightfall. But how could the smell be so strong?The whole area was smelling with the Sperfume (Sperm+Perfume). His clothes were torn.Needed something to cover his body and go home.
It was dark.So this was the best time to go steal some clothes.
The snake was nowhere to be seen.
"Shayad koi bura sapna tha..."
(May be it was a bad dream.)
"Kabhi Saanp wala lund bhi ho sakta hai kya?"
(Can a dick with a snake on it be ever possible?)......laughed Landodhar at himself.
While walking down the cliff he could feel a sudden flow of energy in his veins.He thought he could run faster.So he started running towards the town.


Sunday, 11 May 2014

3. Back to the Cliff - The Huge Snake

He woke up at around 2 am.The storm was nowhere.Trees around him had been burnt down by the fierce effect of lightening. Landodhar saw a huge snake in front of him. A snake whose size was bigger than that of Anaconda.It's length was in miles,ran deep into the woods.He couldn't see the snake's mouth but observed that it's end point was connected to his penis.
"Ye nahi ho sakta!"...
(This is not possible!)
...screamed Landodhar.
Thinking himself to be dead and possibly in hell , he went back to sleep again.

2. The Past

His name was Landodhar. A normal Indian student.Born in a middle class family.A place where parents are never happy about their kids,their achievements.You pass in the exam,they want you to score 60%.You score 60,they want 70.Their expectations never end because Mr. Sharma's kid is always there to be compared to.
"Sharma ji ki ladki ko dekho 95% aye hain,ek hamara landodhar hai abhi bhi 70 pe atka hua hai.Beta kabhi hame bhi sir uthake society me ghumne ka mauka do"
(Look at Sharma's daughter she has got 95%, our Landodhar is still stuck at 70.When are you gonna make us proud,son?)
Landodhar was not a dumb kid.It was just that he never liked the idea of mugging up the entire text book and vomiting it everything the next morning into the answer sheet.He always wanted to learn something new.He could fix anyone's computer in the neighborhood.People used to consult him on which IPL team to bet on.
He scored 70-80 % from 6th standard to 10th. 84% in 10th.When you are in 10th std. throughout the year you are told-"Ye tumhari zindagi ka sabse imp. time hai. Bas is saal padh lo beta.Iske baad life set hai.jam kar mehnat karo"
"This is the most important year of yoyr life.Just work hard this year.After that life is fully set!"
This dialogue is again repeated in 12th std and also when you enter into an engineering college.Only the number of years change from 'this' to 'these 4 years'.(Just work hard these 4 years).

Following are the categories according to which your fate is decided in India:
                    percentage         -   stream
                    more than 70%  -  Science
                    50-70 %            -  Commerce
                    below that         -  Arts
[The answer is 'NO' to your question whether you can decide yourself about which field you are interested in. ]
Landodhar wanted to join Arts.But since his score was 80 so he was pushed into the Science stream.Thus life was too boring for him now.Somehow he managed to get through those 2 years of high school.After passing 12th he gave all the entrance exams of engineering - IIT,JEE,AIEE,State level. He scored average in all the exams and thus got admitted into a normal engineering college.

Saturday, 10 May 2014

1. The Beginning

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The weather was stormy.He was standing on the cliff watching over his town.Frustrated and unhappy with his life he knew that he can't carry on with the way things were going on.With moist eyes he remembered his only true companion-his dog "Chodu"(Fucker). The boy wished his life was as simple as that of his dog.All the dogs in his vicinity felt the same too.
Suddenly a mild breeze started blowing.An idea came into his mind.He hadn't masturbated in the nature's arms before.The whole town was in front of him.Before leaving this life he just wanted to shake it off for the last time and spray his cum on this cruel town.A town which never gave him any happiness.He started doing the only job he considered himself to be good at.He had never felt so relaxed and relieved in his entire life.What was happening here?Suddenly the mood of committing suicide was fading away.He wanted to live again and fuck the whole bitches in the town.
But "The One " sitting above had some other plans.The weather changed drastically.Storm and lightening took over.A huge,powerful lightening struck the cliff and the boy's 'tool'.In Hindi we call it-"Laude lag gayewhich means it didn't went according to the plan.
The boy was now laying dead on the secluded cliff.