He was running almost at 50kph. A dog, upon seeing this fast running boy, started barking and following him. Just to tease the dog, he peed while running, increased his speed and left the dog behind.
"This must be a ghost.But how could I not identify a ghost? I should stop drinking. It is affecting my senses.No more Military RUM from hence, only local beer or sometimes weed only.But no RUM!"...the dog murmured.
But Landodhar was having the time of his life. Running at 100kph.
"Behenchod ye kaise ho gaya? Lund bhi tanatan aur gotiyaan bhi. Tatte tight, & everything's ALRIGHT! "
(How did this happened? DIck and balls both seems to be in a very fine shape. Balls are tight, & everything's ALRIGHT!)
The other one is a Bollywood song from the movie 'Dhoom'.
After jogging around the town and experiencing this new found energy he went towards his home.
Dad and Mom were sleeping but Chodu was nowhere.
He quietly went inside and slept in his room.